Well damn. These two just jumped the broom and already there's trouble in paradise. Over the weekend, the two newly weds got into an argument over a condoms receipt the other found. Some reports are saying Ev bought the condoms, other reports are saying they were Ocho's. Either way, the argument erupted into a physical altercation that ended in Ev getting head butted by the Ocho. When the Miami Dolphin higher-ups got wind of the fight, they dropped Chad from the team. As if that wasn't punishment enough, Evelyn plans to press charges.

NFL.com Reports: Beyond the "he said, she said" version of events, the most notable part of the report is that Lozada told the police she wanted to press charges. She signed an affidavit saying so. So much for the honeymoon.