Paula Deen Gets A New Job Offer As A.....
Celebrity southern cook Paula Deen has been given a six-figure offer from PureMature.com, which is a MILF porno site. They want her to represent their company, stating that "full figured of thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson."
Luckily for us, the gig requires "little work" and no nudity. There has been no word from Deen's camp yet if she plans on accepting the offer as a full-time milf.